http://www.rileycat.com Life and times of Riley the Cat Sat, 29 Mar 2008 22:21:37 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Shh. I am not ready to be let out of the bag just yet. My monkeys don't know that there's a new version of this bloggy thing out, and as I've always been an early adopted kitty, I am the first with the goods. The man monkey has disappeared somewhere, and ... http://www.rileycat.com/2008/03/29/dont-tell-the-monkeys-im-on-wordpress-25/ Since it seems to be all the rage, I figure it's time for me to make the plunge... I'm very pleased to announce the formation of a Presidential Exploratory Committee for the 2008 campaign season. I've asked my monkeys, Ginny and David, to co-chair the committee. Although I have yet to ... http://www.rileycat.com/2007/01/22/president/ Naptime, playtime, dinner time and bedtime seem to have rolled along for quite a while now. My monkeys and I have established a comfortable routine; they feed me and pet me and take care of my simple needs a la toilette, and I give them head-bumps, twine around their legs ... http://www.rileycat.com/2006/12/28/mysterious-journey/ ... I am the most important thing in the world ... not this stupid computer. http://www.rileycat.com/2006/08/16/she-doesnt-get-it/ As we all know, a cat's life is rich and full and quite, quite mysterious. While the monkeys were out today, I amused myself by looking for other cats on the internets thing. Although there are many internets cats, this one seems to have an intriguing hobby: he brings ... http://www.rileycat.com/2006/07/20/a-life-of-grime-cat-burgles-monkey-paw-covers/ As a committed gentlecat of leisure, my activities of late have not included updating my Internets news page, because really, what more can one say about the comforts of my life. It literally has been quite the life of Riley for me, but of course is well deserved. About the only ... http://www.rileycat.com/2006/06/03/my-life-thus-far/ Just so it's clear ... cat's can program just fine. For instance ... public class MeowWorld extends Object { public static final void main(String[] args) { MeowWorld meow = new MeowWorld(); meow.go(); } private void go() { System.out.println("Just in case you were wondering"); System.out.println("Meow world"); } } So there! http://www.rileycat.com/2006/05/09/programming/ Schedule for weekdays: Start End Task 4:30am 6:29am Pester monkeys to get up and feed me.  This includes, but is not limited to, the following ... Talk loudly (although they don't seem to understand what I am saying). Walk on various body parts. Chew on female monkey's head fur. Bump mail monkey with head. Chew on various cords and wires (this ... http://www.rileycat.com/2006/03/18/daily-schedule/ So many long days. Bored, bored, bored, and lonely. I called and called, but got no answer. Sometimes the visiting monkey came and fed me and played with me, and most importantly, petted me. Only then did I feel better. But then she would go away and I would be ... http://www.rileycat.com/2006/03/06/the-monkeys-came-back-bliss/ The monkeys are still away ... and I am just besides myself with boredom. They better have a good excuse when they come back. The nice lady monkey came again and gave me some more food ... we played a bit. She's pretty fun. She was able to ... http://www.rileycat.com/2006/02/28/where-are-they/