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I’m going to be famous!

Friday, January 27th, 2006

Yes, it’s true. Mine is going to be a household name in a matter of weeks.
One of my humans … the furry one … was interviewed for a computer magazine a few weeks ago and I just saw an early draft of the article.
Yours truly was mentioned promiently… although who is the employee, and [...]

My Feline Co-Conspirators

Saturday, December 17th, 2005

My monkeylady was reading something on the computer, and then as she often does, wandered away. I took the opportunity to do a little kitty recon and found a few more fellow travelers in the Cat’s Right movement (our motto: “The cat’s right, monkey. Get used to it.”
Another monkeylady writes about her cats, and has [...]

In the bag

Saturday, December 17th, 2005

I don’t get it … why do these monkeys buy me all the fancy shmancy toys … when I’m perfectly contented to use the more down to earth distractions.
Case in point … the monkey lady bought me a fancy plush ‘cat bed’ to sleep in … when the blanny at the foot of their bed [...]

Emily in France

Thursday, December 1st, 2005

Oh cat, I’m sure glad Emily’s situation got straightened out. I was kind of in that situation a while ago … lost, not really knowing where I was going, but I’m OK now (the brief stay in that ‘detention’ center was kind of a pain) … and soon Emily will be too.

This will teach them…

Tuesday, November 29th, 2005

… not to leave their computers on!
I FINALLY got down into the underground part of the ‘home’ building … and found all manner of computers lying around.
I choose one that looked important … and found a user and password written on a piece of paper. I don’t know who this ‘root’ monkey is, but [...]

Upside-Down Nap

Tuesday, November 29th, 2005

Ho, hum, the monkeys were here yesterday for a while, but then they went away. For some reason, my monkeylady fed me again after my monkeyman had already given me my dinner. They took some food away with them, but didn’t bring any back when they returned hours later. I think they went somewhere and [...]

My Domain

Wednesday, November 2nd, 2005

The last few weeks have flown by in a happy blur. My monkeys - in fact, I now think of them as “my beloved monkeys,” have gone to great lengths to make me comfortable. Recently, they have bought new toys and invented new games to keep me entertained and healthy. I am especially fond of [...]

At the kitty doctor

Saturday, October 8th, 2005

Whew. First of all, I’m fine. My monkeylady stuck me in a carrier today and we drove for a long time. I continually begged to be let out and for us to go back to the little building, but the world just kept moving around us.
Eventually, we got to this big, noisy echoing place that [...]

I Am In Charge Here

Friday, October 7th, 2005

My day yesterday was wonderful and also a little frightening. For some reason the woman monkey didn’t make a big noise and go away in the morning. She went around the little building we all live in, putting things away and generally making it look much less interesting, with fewer things to scatter or knock [...]

I Want To Go Out?

Sunday, October 2nd, 2005