When they returned, their rolly-bags smelled of fish and feet, as usual, and there was a small amount of sand (not enough to qualify as cat litter, but a tempting trove).

They take these colored plastic tubez things with them. My monkeylady also has a shirt with an UNDERWATER CAT wearing duckfeet, with a little windowpane on his face and one of these tubez in his mouth, and fishies floating all around! It says “Maui Window Shopping.”

I assume this is their quaint attempt at humor… I suspect they go “snorking” or some such barbarism.

Everybody knows fishies come in cans. And water is something that is to be drunk, not something to dunk oneself in. Ew!

They are going scuba-diving? Did you ever learn what’s going on?