President

January 22nd, 2007

seal.jpgSince it seems to be all the rage, I figure it’s time for me to make the plunge…

I’m very pleased to announce the formation of a Presidential Exploratory Committee for the 2008 campaign season. I’ve asked my monkeys, Ginny and David, to co-chair the committee.

Although I have yet to confirm her interest, I will probably be asking Polly Levinthal-Soskin to be my running(dog)-mate.

I promise to establish bipetisan coalitions, eliminate the taxes on pet toys, and ensure there is a can of Iams in every bowl. I will also work hard to enact the “Sunny Spot on the Rug” act, to ensure there is always a comfy place to take a nap.

And, for the record, I’d like to make it clear that while I did try the catnip … I did not inhale.
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  1. Blogula Rasa - Reality-based in spite of my best efforts » Draft Rileycat and Polly Dog For A Truly Bi-Petisan Ticket! on January 23, 2007 8:39 am

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