Daily Schedule

Schedule for weekdays:

Start End Task
4:30am 6:29am Pester monkeys to get up and feed me.  This includes, but is not limited to, the following …
  • Talk loudly (although they don’t seem to understand what I am saying).
  • Walk on various body parts.
  • Chew on female monkey’s head fur.
  • Bump mail monkey with head.
  • Chew on various cords and wires (this ususally evokes a ‘no no Riley’ response).
6:30am 7:59am Cuddle with female monkey.  This is particularly enjoyable, as I’ve just had a fine repast and am ready for some serious down time.
8:00am 11:59am Relax. Occasionally I’ll have to stand guard duty against the other animals and blowing leaves that hang out near the doors & windows of the cave.
12:00pm 12:29pm Lunch snack on dry food.
12:30pm 3:59pm Work on research project.  For those of you who aren’t aware, I’ve been working on an on-going investigation of the best warm and sunny spots of this new cave I’ve been living in.  So far I’ve found some rather choice spots.  I’ll let you know when I’m ready to publish.
4:00pm 5:44pm Wait for male monkey to get home.  I try to get him to play once he arrives, but often he goes right downstairs to work on the computers (even my computer).  Sometimes he’ll use the flat computer upstairs and we can both watch the pictures on the lighted box.
5:45pm 5:59pm Dinner time.  I usually don’t have to bug the male monkey to give me my food this time.
6:00pm 6:59pm Wait for female monkey to get home.  She’s usually all ready to play and cuddle when she gets home.
7:00pm 10:59pm Play with monkeys
11:00 whenever Bed time.  The male monkey will usually go to bed before the female does, but I’ll go upstairs and find my usual spot at the foot of their bed.  It’s quite cozy.

Schedule for weekends:

Start End Task
4:30am 6:29am Pester monkeys to get up and feed me.  Same as weekdays.
6:30am 9:59am Relax with monkeys in bed.  They are usually talking (although I don’t understand a word they are saying) to each other and laughing at the sounds coming out of the little box on the crate.
10:00am 5:44pm Relax, play, snack, occasionally work on research project.
5:45pm 5:59pm Dinner time.
6:00pm 10:59pm Play with monkeys.
11:00 whenever Bed time.

As you can see, I have quite a busy schedule. Maybe I need an assistant?

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