Very, Very Odd

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Well, this is an interesting development. My monkeys went away at least a day or so ago, and they haven’t come back yet! What is more, the lady that was here recently returned today for a short visit. At least there is plenty of food, although I don’t get the delicious stuff that comes out of the little metal “cans” as often.

But I am rather bored. Nobody to play with. Nobody to pet me. Stupid monkeys left me alone and all I get are a bunch of little furry mouses to play with all by myself.

Must find a hobby or something to occupy my time until such time as they deign to return. Then they will get the cold furry shoulder for a bit, I can tell you.

I suppose you could say that they have left me in charge, so perhaps I shall just consider the place “Under New Management.” And I might call a meeting of interested pets who have access to the Internets to discuss topics of mutual interest and benefit, such as:

“Who’s In Charge Here, the Monkeys or Me? Why, I Am Of Course.”

“Best Practices for Obtaining a Scritch To Just The Right Spot”

“Tips and Tricks: Getting Your Way Non-Verbally”

Yes, that would be a fine thing to occupy my time. Either that, or there’s always destruction.